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| In Portland you can find decent Asian food on almost every block, and there are more than a double handful of restaurants serving Chinese, Thai, Japanese, or Vietnamese dishes as good as youll find anywhere. So why would anyone think we would want to eat overpriced, mediocre versions of the same food in a glitzy downtown hotel? |
Dragonfish909 SW Park Avenue |
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| A good example is the ubiquitous Vietnamese salad roll, a couple of shrimp, thinly sliced pork, and mung beansprouts, and a stretchy rice paper wrapper tightly rolled to hold everything together for the trip to the peanut sauce. In most Vietnamese restaurants, an order means four, and it probably will cost less than five bucks. At Dragonfish, the tariff is $7.85 for a pair of rolls, and theyre so loosely wrapped they fall apart on the way to the dipping sauce. Chicken lettuce cups taste okay, but $8.45 for a quarter-head of iceberg lettuce and a cup of diced chicken is too much, even if the fowl is cooked with shittake mushrooms and pine nuts (apparently the pan in pan-Asian covers a lot of geography). The server told us hichimi squid wasnt fried, but rather tossed in a Japanese spice blend. What arrived at the table was just like every other uninspired platter of over-breaded, deep-fried calamari, except this one came with a bland white sauce dubbed sesame aoili. Nigiri sushi is only available at lunch and during their buck-a-piece special "sushi hours" in the bar (4 -6 pm and 10 pm-1 am). While the little mounds of sticky rice topped with slices of raw fish looked pretty on their lacquered trays, they had absolutely no flavor. What the menu described as stir-fried prawns and scallops with peppers on crisp noodle cake appeared strikingly similar to a basic Chinese seafood platter on pan-fried noodles, complete with bok choy, and big slices of onion. Unfortunately, it also had the same taste of too much cheap cooking oil thats not uncommon in Chinese restaurants that skimp on quality. I did like a few things. Miso soup with clams combined the tangy, slightly salty flavor of the fremented bean curd paste with local steamers, and the two went together so well I wondered why more restaurants dont offer the same thing. An Americanized Thai beef salad ($8.65) was a decent adaption for domestic palates, even if it was more about beef than the original nua lap. Ditto for bulgogi, Korean barbecue that typically consists of short ribs marinated with sesame oil, soy, ginger, and green onions but here means a tender chunk of skirt steak and, based on the flavor, only a few drops of the marinade. I didnt try many desserts, but was pleasantly surprised by a simple date palm sugar custard, a creamy puck of snow-white pudding set in a tangy lime-kiwi soup. It was so good I could almost forgive the rest of the meal. Even when the food is acceptable and you can overlook the price, the service can be erratic. Several dishes require assembly or at least a little explanantion as to what to do with which bowl of sauce, but diners are on their own to figure it out. Tables are set with chopsticks only, and a meaty dish like the bulgogi will come with a steak knife but no fork. Im sure you can get one if you asked, but the servers should make the offer. The original Dragonfish in Seattle is very popular, and maybe if the Portland version had the same showy exhibition kitchens (a wok station and robata grill, which is a Japanese term for fireside cooking, not a grill manned by robots) it might compensate for the food. Our Dragonfish is conveniently located beween the Schnitz and a new multiplex, but thats about all its got going. When I was growing up in a small town in southern Oregon, Chinese food meant a trip to the chow mein palace on the edge of town for a bowl of chicken and vegetables thickened with cornstarch, spiked with MSG, and served on crunchy noodles from a can with a little red-capped bottle of Kikkoman alongside. If we lived in a town like that, Dragonfishs pan-Asian menu would be a welcome change. But we dont, and its not. The best restaurants grow out of a passion for food and cooking. Dragonfish seems more like the result of a well-crafted marketing strategy, and one that apparently works. Every time I walk by the place, its packed. |
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| Like any good corporate profit center, Dragonfish knows the big money comes from alcohol sales. Kill your tastebuds before dinner with a syrupy-sweet, neon-bright tiki cocktail in a cool glass. | ||||||||
| A bowl of Vietnamese pho, platter of pad Thai noodles, or simple chow mein from any of Portlands neighbrohood Asian eateries will be better and cheaper than what youll get at Dragonfish..try | ||||||||
| Girls, if you feel the urge to pee dont hesitate a second. Its a long haul across the lobby and down the elevator to the restroom in the basement | ||||||||